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Making Up for Forgotten Father’s Day and Celebrating True Freedom This 4th of July

Alright, folks, let’s talk about something we all might be guilty of—forgetting Father’s Day. Look, we get it. When it comes to parental appreciation, moms usually get the spotlight. I mean, the first song that pops into your head for dads is “Papa Was a Rolling Stone,” right? But don’t worry, dads, we’re here to make it up to you in true Slaphappy style.

This 4th of July, we’re not just celebrating our independence—we’re celebrating the true spirit of America, the one that lives in the hearts of its people, not in the speeches of derelict politicians. They don’t matter as much as they think they do. There are more of us than them, and that’s where the real power lies.

So, let’s raise a glass of Mellocello and toast to the real America, the one built by hardworking men and women who cherish their freedoms and look out for each other. Mellocello, our delightful hemp-infused beverage, is the perfect companion for your Independence Day celebrations. It’s smooth, refreshing, and a true taste of liberty.

As we gather with our countrymen, let’s remind those so-called leaders that America is great because of its people, not because of political theatrics. Just like Spain in 2016, maybe it’s time we vote “None of the Above” and let these politicians know they need to work for us, not their special interests.

However you celebrate this 4th of July, remember: it’s not the politicians who protect our freedoms. In fact, most of them try to chip away at them. It’s the brave souls who stand and have stood the line, especially those who made the ultimate sacrifice, who deserve our honor and remembrance.

And if anyone dares to say America isn’t great, or it’s not what it once was, tell them to take a one-way trip back to England. We don’t do kings in America!

Here’s to you, my fellow Americans. Let’s celebrate the greatness of who we are with Slaphappy Hemp’s finest products. Grab a bottle of Mellocello, some Felix Folia hemp-infused olive oil for your BBQ, and don’t forget our Dolor tincture for when you need that post-celebration relief.

And for all the dads out there, we’ve got a special treat for you! This Father’s Day, we’re offering a special discount just for you. All you have to do is email us at and we’ll hook you up with some Slaphappy goodness at a special price.

Stay proud, stay free, and stay Slaphappy! Happy birthday America you look better everyday!

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