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Mother's Day Survival Kit: A Guide to Staying Sane with Slaphappy Hemp Company

An elegant promotional image for Slaphappy Hemp Company's Mother's Day Survival Kit. The image features a serene garden backdrop with various artistic representations of hemp leaves and abstract shapes suggestive of hemp products. Soft pink flowers and soothing colors dominate the scene, creating a tranquil atmosphere. Text overlays include the Slaphappy Hemp Company logo and encouraging words, 'Happy Mother's Day - Get your Slaphappy Mother’s Day Survival Kit today!' which are prominently displayed in a playful, bold font.

Hello to all the magnificent mamas out there!


As Mother’s Day approaches, we at Slaphappy Hemp Company have cooked up a gift guide that’s packed with serenity, flavor, and just a touch of rebellion. Whether you're buying for your mom, your partner, or just treating yourself (because hey, you deserve it!), our products are designed to smooth out the edges of motherhood's daily roller coaster ride.

A bottle of Mello Cello from Slaphappy Hemp Company stands on a wooden table. The bottle is clear with a yellow liquid inside, labeled 'Mello Cello - Small Batch Handcrafted, 10mg Delta 8 per serving  500 ml'. The bottle is sealed with a flip-top cap wrapped with a green label marked 'Slaphappy'. In the background, a cozy, blurred café setting with a cushioned chair and decorative items creates a relaxed ambiance.

Mellocello: The Symphony of Serenity

Imagine a symphony where stress is the music and Mellocello is the conductor. If peace and quiet were bottled, it’d be labeled as Mellocello. This hemp-infused beverage is perfect for those moments when Mom needs to tune out the chaos and tune into her inner peace. It’s her personal pause button on the demands of motherhood. Watch mom transform from nerve-wracked to nerve-relaxed!

A rustic wooden bowl full of dried hemp flowers is placed on an outdoor table alongside a bottle of Felix Folia olive oil. The bottle is labeled with the brand name and features an intricate illustration of a hemp plant. The setting includes a lush green lawn in the background, suggesting a sunny, outdoor setting. The label on the bottle states it contains 1650mg Full Spectrum CBD' and is 17 fl oz (500 ml). The scene captures a natural, earthy vibe, emphasizing the organic quality of the products.

Felix Folia Olive Oil: Gourmet Chill for the Culinary Queen

For the culinary goddess, Felix Folia hemp-infused organic Italian olive oil turns every meal into a masterpiece. Not only does it elevate her culinary creations, it infuses a little zen right into her vinaigrettes, perfect for those days when the pots and pans start to look like they might fly.

A close-up view of a Dolor tincture bottle from Slaphappy Hemp Company, positioned on a wooden surface against a blurred green outdoor background. The amber glass bottle with a black dropper showcases a label featuring an intricate hemp leaf design. The label reads 'Dolor Tincture, Made/Grown in MO, Since 2023, natural product, 2 fluid ounces'.

Dolor: The Whisper of Comfort

Dolor, our sublingual pain tincture,is the ally for the all-too-familiar "mom back," a testament to the trials of toddler-lifting and teen-chasing. Ideal for the mom who never sits down, a few drops under the tongue can make her feel like she’s spent a day at the spa, not just running errands. Mom’s discomfort will dissolve faster than her patience at a PTA meeting.

A close-up image of a Pax tincture bottle from Slaphappy Hemp Company, standing on a wooden surface against a vibrant green outdoor backdrop. The dark amber glass bottle features a detailed label with an ornate, embossed design of hemp leaves surrounding the brand name 'PAX'. The label also notes the tincture is 'THC free, Made/Grown in MO, Since 2023, natural product, 2 fluid ounces'.

Pax: The Breath of Tranquility

When the hustle gets hectic, Pax anti-anxiety tincture is the breath of tranquility Mom needs. Sublingual application ensures rapid relief, making it her best ally for finding peace in the pandemonium of parenting.

A vividly detailed image displaying Pax Centurionis hemp salve, prominently featuring a circular container with a Roman centurion helmet design on the label. The container is surrounded by dried hemp buds and fresh lemons, creating a rich, natural aesthetic. The label indicates it's an 'everyday hemp salve', emphasizing the product's daily usability and natural ingredients.

Pax Centurion: The Armor of Everyday Care

Pax Centurion everyday hemp salve is the skin's first line of defense. Infused with olive oil and hemp, it’s perfect for the mom who knows the importance of self-care amidst her daily battles.

An intricately arranged display featuring a tin of Shield Maiden Hygge everyday hemp salve, placed in a wooden bowl filled with fresh green herbs and delicate purple flowers. Accompanying the salve are historical artifacts, including a rusted iron hammer and an ancient circular stone with a hole in the center, contributing to the warrior theme depicted on the salve's label which showcases a fierce female warrior. This setup emphasizes the product's strength and natural healing properties.

Shield Maiden: The Shield of Warrior Queens Everywhere

Shield Maiden everyday hemp salve is for the mom who tackles every scrape and bruise like a warrior queen. Shield Maiden Salve isn’t just for the little warriors but also for Mom, who handles every skirmish with a kiss and a dab of salve, healing wounds and hearts with the power of hemp seed oil. With its rich hemp seed oil base, this salve soothes and shields, making every boo-boo better with a touch of our maiden’s shield magic.

A large wooden bowl filled with dried hemp buds sits on a grassy surface, surrounded by natural greenery and wildflowers. A fresh hemp leaf protrudes from the center of the mound of dried buds, emphasizing the organic origin and natural setting of the product. The bowl's rich wooden texture and the vibrant green surroundings highlight the freshness and earthy quality of the hemp.

Sour Grape: The Flavor of Unwind

Lastly, our craft Sour Grape hemp flower is for the mom who appreciates the finer things—like a quiet evening and a quality smoke. It’s her ticket to unwinding naturally, surrounded by the subtle notes of relaxation.



This Mother’s Day, elevate the everyday for Mom with gifts from Slaphappy Hemp Company. Each product is a promise of peace, a hint of luxury, and a whole lot of love. So here’s to making Mom’s day not just tolerable, but memorable—because the only thing more resilient than a mom is a mom boosted by Slaphappy Hemp.

A vibrant promotional image featuring two contrasting panels. On the left, a joyful woman in a yellow dress and matching hat juggles lemons under a sunny sky, surrounded by a colorful garden. On the right, multiple bottles of Mello Cello, each topped with a lemon, are lined up against a dark background, enhancing the text 'When Life Gives You Lemons... Forget the Lemonade; You’ve Got Mellocello!' highlighting the product's refreshing alternative to traditional lemonade.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the fearless moms out there!



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